Weird Shit Generator (Fantasy)

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This series of tables are meant to be used together to create very strange objects, creatures and places, reminiscent of the objects, creatures and places in the SCP Foundation. If you are unfamiliar with it, I would recommend checking out the website here as it is filled with hours and hours if very interesting reading material! Either way, the tables below will help you create some really fucked up shit to confuse, intrigue, and even terrify your players.

The below “mad-libs” style sentence will help you understand your random results. Whenever you see a [bold] word in the sentence, it refers to the random table of the same name. All you have to do is roll on that table and insert the result into the sentence at that point!

This [type] comes from [origin] and is made of [composition]. It reproduces or
grows via [reproduction / growth]. It [special property] and [special property].
It [verb] and it [verb].

Remember, not every part of the above sentence needs to be included in everything you generate; maybe this thing doesn’t reproduce / grow, maybe you don’t find the verbs at the end helpful, etc. Use these tables however you want to!

Type

Type	d3 & d100
Amulet	1
Animal	2
Anvil	3
Arrow	4
Awl	5
Baby	6
Backpack	7
Bag	8
Ball	9
Bandage	10
Bandana	11
Bangle	12
Banner	13
Barding	14
Barrel	15
Basement	16
Basin	17
Basket	18
Battle Axe	19
Bedroll	20
Beer	21
Belt	22
Beret	23
Blacksmith tools	24
Blanket	25
Blouse	26
Blowgun	27
Bone	28
Book	29
Boots	30
Boulder	31
Bow	32
Box	33
Bracelet	34
Bracer	35
Brazier	36
Bucket	37
Buckle	38
Cage	39
Caltrops	40
Candle	41
Canteen	42
Castle	43
Cauldron	44
Cave	45
Censer	46
Chain	47
Chalk	48
Chest	49
Child	50
Chisel	51
City	52
Climbing gear	53
Cloak	54
Clock	55
Cloth	56
Clothing	57
Club	58
Coal	59
Coif	60
Coin	61
Collar	62
Comb	63
Cork	64
Cowbell	65
Crate	66
Crevasse	67
Crib	68
Crown	69
Crutches	70
Cube	71
Cuirass	72
Cup	73
Curtain	74
Cushion	75
Dagger	76
Deck of Cards	77
Desk	78
Die	79
Dirk	80
Doll	81
Door	82
Doorway	83
Drawing	84
Dress	85
Drink	86
Drinking Glass	87
Drum	88
Dungeon	89
Earring	90
Egg	91
Fan	92
Farm	93
Feather	94
Fife	95
Flag	96
Flint and iron	97
Flower	98
Flute	99
Forest	100
Fork	101
Garrote	102
Gem	103
Girdle	104
Gloves	105
Goblet	106
Grappling hook	107
Greaves	108
Hammer	109
Handsaw	110
Harp	111
Harpoon	112
Hat	113
Hatchet	114
Healer’s Kit	115
Helmet	116
Hoe	117
Hood	118
Hook	119
Horn	120
Hourglass	121
Human Head	122
Humanoid Creature	123
Incense	124
Ingot	125
Ink	126
Jar	127
Javelin	128
Jelly	129
Jewel	130
Juice	131
Kettle	132
Kettledrum	133
Key	134
Kite	135
Knife	136
Kopis	137
Ladder	138
Ladle	139
Lake	140
Lamp	141
Lantern	142
Leather Armor	143
Liquid	144
Lock	145
Lockpicks	146
Loom	147
Lute	148
Mace	149
Man	150
Manacles	151
Mask	152
Matchbox	153
Medicine	154
Mine	155
Mirror	156
Mitten	157
Mold	158
Mortar & Pestle	159
Mountain	160
Mug	161
Musical Instrument	162
Nail	163
Napkin	164
Necklace	165
Needle	166
Net	167
Note	168
Novel	169
Oil	170
Orchard	171
Outpost	172
Package	173
Painting	174
Pan	175
Pants	176
Paper	177
Park	178
Pick	179
Piece of Cake	180
Pillow	181
Pin	182
Pipes	183
Pitchfork	184
Pocket Knife	185
Poem	186
Poison	187
Pond	188
Pot	189
Potion	190
Pouch	191
Preserved Organ	192
Prison Cell	193
Prybar	194
Pyramid	195
Quarterstaff	196
Quartz	197
Quilt	198
Quiver	199
Rake	200
Rations	201
Rattle	202
Recipe	203
Region	204
Ribbon	205
Ring	206
River	207
Robe	208
Rock	209
Rod	210
Rolling Pin	211
Room	212
Rope	213
Ruin	214
Sabre	215
Sack	216
Sandals	217
Sarcophagus	218
Sash	219
Satchel	220
Saw	221
Scabbard	222
Scale	223
Scarf	224
Scimitar	225
Scroll	226
Scroll case	227
Scythe	228
Seal	229
Sentence	230
Series of Numbers	231
Shawl	232
Shears	233
Sheath	234
Sheet Music	235
Shell	236
Shield	237
Ship	238
Shoes	239
Shortsword	240
Shovel	241
Skirt	242
Sling	243
Smell	244
Soap	245
Sound	246
Soup	247
Spade	248
Spear	249
Sphere	250
Spike	251
Spoon	252
Spring	253
Spring of Water	254
Staff	255
Statue	256
Statuette	257
Stick	258
Stone	259
Stool	260
Sundial	261
Sword	262
Symbol	263
Tabard	264
Tent	265
Thimble	266
Tobacco Pipe	267
Tongs	268
Torch	269
Totem	270
Towel	271
Town	272
Tray	273
Tree	274
Trident	275
Tunic	276
Unknown Machinery	277
Vase	278
Vault	279
Vest	280
Vial	281
Vice	282
Village	283
Virus	284
Volcano	285
Wagon	286
Wand	287
War Hammer	288
Warship	289
Waterskin	290
Well	291
Whetstone	292
Whip	293
Whistle	294
Windchime	295
Window	296
Wine	297
Woman	298
Wrench	299
Writing equipment	300

Origin

Origin	d100
A Bag Of Holding	1-2
A Battlefield	3-4
A Cave Filled With Wonders	5-6
A Clear Pool Of Water	7-8
A Closet	9-10
A Cult’s Commune	11-12
A Dream	13-14
A Factory	15-16
A Gutter In An Alley	17-18
A Haunted House	19-20
A Hoarder’s Closet	21-22
A Lone Inventor	23-24
A Madman’s Disheveled Home	25-26
A Meteor	27-28
A Mine Shaft	29-30
A Missing House	31-32
A Mundane Object Which Gained Special Properties	33-34
A Novel	35-36
A Pile Of Garbage	37-38
A Prison	39-40
A Ship	41-42
A Small Town	43-44
A Summoning Circle	45-46
A Tomb	47-48
A Tree	49-50
A Unique Plant That Only Grows In One Place	51-52
A Warehouse	53-54
An Abandoned Journal	55-56
An Abandoned Shrine	57-58
An Abandoned Warehouse	59-60
An Asylum	61-62
Another Dimension	63-64
Another Planet	65-66
Inside Of A Dragon	67-68
Inside Of A Human	69-70
Outer Space	71-72
The Bottom Of A Barrel	73-74
The Bottom Of A Pit Trap	75-76
The Brain Of A Genius	77-78
The Center Of A Labyrinth	79-80
The Clutches Of A Zombie	81-82
The End Of A Rainbow	83-84
The Frozen North	85-86
The Grave Of A Famous Person	87-88
The Moon	89-90
The Mysterious East	91-92
The Savages To The South	93-94
The Swamp	95-96
Under The Floorboards	97-98
Underground	99-100

Composition

Composition	d100
Animal Body Parts	1-2
Animal Horn	3-4
Blood	5-6
Bone	7-8
Bread	9-10
Brick	11-12
Ceramic	13-14
Coal	15-16
Coins	17-18
Coral	19-20
Cork	21-22
Earth	23-24
Fabric	25-26
Feathers	27-28
Feces	29-30
Fire	31-32
Flesh	33-34
Food	35-36
Gears	37-38
Glass	39-40
Gold	41-42
Hair	43-44
Human Body Parts	45-46
Ice	47-48
Lead	49-50
Leather	51-52
Light	53-54
Living People	55-56
Memories	57-58
Metal	59-60
Mold	61-62
Music	63-64
Organs	65-66
Paper	67-68
Plant Fibers	69-70
Plant-life	71-72
Quartz	73-74
Salt	75-76
Sand	77-78
Shadow	79-80
Smoke	81-82
Soap	83-84
Stone	85-86
Tumors	87-88
Twine	89-90
Water	91-92
Wax	93-94
Wind	95-96
Wood	97-98
Yarn	99-100

Reproduction / Growth

Reproduction / Growth	d20
Being Struck By Lightning	1
Cellular Division	2
Choosing A Successor	3
Commandeering The Production Of Something Else	4
Impregnating Humans	5
Infecting The Living	6
Interdimensional Translocation	7
Laying Eggs	8
Possessing The Living	9
Religious Worship	10
The Assistance Of Affected Living Beings	11
The Consumption Of The Living	12
The Conversion Of Water	13
The Creation Of Seeds	14
The Disassembly Of Its Environment	15
The Syphoning Of Heat Energy	16
The Voluntary Sacrifice Of Living Beings	17
Time Travel	18
Unobserved Methods	19
Violently Exploding	20

Special Property

Special Property	d100
Acts As A Beacon	1
Ages Living Beings	2
Alters A Living Being’s Personality	3
Appears Wherever The PCs Are	4
Attracts A Powerful Creature	5
Attracts All Liquid Blood	6
Attracts Swarms Of Rats	7
Becomes The Subject Of Everyone’s Dreams	8
Becomes Transparent In Sunlight	9
Bolsters Defenses	10
Brings Memories To Life	11
Causes Weight Loss	12
Causes Comas	13
Causes Critical Failures	14
Causes Critical Successes	15
Causes Earthquakes	16
Causes Explosions	17
Causes Fear	18
Causes Humans To Switch Minds	19
Causes Insanity	20
Causes Intoxication	21
Causes Levitation	22
Causes Limb Regrowth	23
Causes Living Beings To Be Submissive	24
Causes Living Beings To Bleed From Every Orifice	25
Causes Permanent Phobias	26
Causes Projectile Vomiting	27
Causes Rapid Hair Growth	28
Causes Rapid Injury Healing	29
Causes Rapid Skin Flaking	30
Causes Severe Fatigue	31
Causes Snow To Fall, Even Indoors	32
Causes Suffocation	33
Causes Total Blindness	34
Causes Tumors To Rapidly Form	35
Causes Unconsciousness	36
Causes Vivid Hallucinations	37
Causes Weight Gain	38
Changes The Perception Of Self	39
Contains/Causes A Portal To Another Place	40
Controls Animals	41
Controls Living Beings	42
Creates Darkness	43
Creates Deserts	44
Creates Insects	45
Cures Insanity	46
Drains Life From Magic Users	47
Emanates Banging And Screaming Sounds From Within	48
Emits Thick Smoke	49
Empowers Animals	50
Erases Memories	51
Evokes Extreme Violence In Living Beings	52
Exists Inside Of A Living Being	53
Fills With Mindless Euphoria	54
Freezes When Hot And Thaws When Cold	55
Gives Animals The Power Of Speech	56
Heals Humans	57
Imbues Living Beings With Strength	58
Imprisons Living Beings	59
Increases Probability Of Lucid Dreaming	60
Increases The Growth Rate Of Nearby Plant Life	61
Inspires Bloodlust In Humans	62
Is Immortal	63
Is Inhabited By Sentient Beings	64
Is Sentient	65
Is Unbreakable	66
Is Very Alluring	67
Kills With A Touch	68
Makes Living Beings Visible Through Solid Materials	69
Makes Weather Patterns Change In Extremes	70
Maximizes Magical Effects	71
Melds Into Living Beings	72
Minimizes Magical Effects	73
Mutates Living Beings	74
Opens Dimensional Gateways	75
Permanently Marks Living Beings	76
Prevents Dehydration	77
Protects Living Beings From Harm	78
Provides Nourishment If Eaten	79
Reacts When Touched By Living Being	80
Repels Entities / Enemies	81
Resurrects The Dead	82
Reverses Magic Targeting	83
Saps Strength From Living Beings	84
Shears Away Limbs	85
Shrinks Living Beings	86
Spawns Creatures	87
Spawns Doppelgangers	88
Spreads Disease	89
Stains Anything It Touches	90
Starts Fires	91
Stops Time	92
Suffocates Living Beings	93
Summons Creatures	94
Teleports Nearby Objects	95
Trees Grow Near It	96
Turns Eyes Entirely Black	97
Turns Flesh To Wood	98
Turns Water Into Acid	99
Twists And Then Grants Wishes	100

Verb

Verb	d100
Abuses	1
Activates	2
Ages	3
Alerts	4
Analyzes	5
Arouses	6
Ascends	7
Asks	8
Aspires	9
Attaches	10
Attacks	11
Awakens	12
Baits	13
Barks	14
Basks	15
Bathes	16
Bellows	17
Betrays	18
Bickers	19
Bites	20
Blames	21
Blinds	22
Blinks	23
Blooms	24
Breaks	25
Burns	26
Charms	27
Climbs	28
Complicates	29
Confides	30
Constructs	31
Crawls	32
Cries	33
Dangles	34
Darts	35
Defeats	36
Detects	37
Devours	38
Disrupts	39
Drifts	40
Drips	41
Eats	42
Echoes	43
Enjoys	44
Enllarges	45
Evaluates	46
Excites	47
Explodes	48
Exposes	49
Flashes	50
Flies	51
Follows	52
Forgives	53
Freezes	54
Gathers	55
Gnaws	56
Gurgles	57
Hastens	58
Hates	59
Illuminates	60
Implodes	61
Imprisons	62
Incubates	63
Leaps	64
Lies	65
Limits	66
Listens	67
Loves	68
Mimics	69
Moans	70
Mutilates	71
Mutters	72
Perceives	73
Pleases	74
Plots	75
Prohibits	76
Pulses	77
Purrs	78
Recites	79
Refreshes	80
Refuels	81
Restrains	82
Rolls	83
Rumbles	84
Scolds	85
Scours	86
Screams	87
Screeches	88
Serves	89
Smells	90
Speaks	91
Stores	92
Sucks	93
Thrives	94
Transcends	95
Transforms	96
Unravels	97
Vomits	98
Walks	99
Writes	100