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Weird Shit Generator (Fantasy)

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This series of tables are meant to be used together to create very strange objects, creatures and places, reminiscent of the objects, creatures and places in the SCP Foundation. If you are unfamiliar with it, I would recommend checking out the website here as it is filled with hours and hours if very interesting reading material! Either way, the tables below will help you create some really fucked up shit to confuse, intrigue, and even terrify your players.

The below “mad-libs” style sentence will help you understand your random results. Whenever you see a [bold] word in the sentence, it refers to the random table of the same name. All you have to do is roll on that table and insert the result into the sentence at that point!

This [type] comes from [origin] and is made of [composition]. It reproduces or
grows via [reproduction / growth]. It [special property] and [special property].
It [verb] and it [verb].

Remember, not every part of the above sentence needs to be included in everything you generate; maybe this thing doesn’t reproduce / grow, maybe you don’t find the verbs at the end helpful, etc. Use these tables however you want to!

Type

Type d3 & d100
Amulet 1
Animal 2
Anvil 3
Arrow 4
Awl 5
Baby 6
Backpack 7
Bag 8
Ball 9
Bandage 10
Bandana 11
Bangle 12
Banner 13
Barding 14
Barrel 15
Basement 16
Basin 17
Basket 18
Battle Axe 19
Bedroll 20
Beer 21
Belt 22
Beret 23
Blacksmith tools 24
Blanket 25
Blouse 26
Blowgun 27
Bone 28
Book 29
Boots 30
Boulder 31
Bow 32
Box 33
Bracelet 34
Bracer 35
Brazier 36
Bucket 37
Buckle 38
Cage 39
Caltrops 40
Candle 41
Canteen 42
Castle 43
Cauldron 44
Cave 45
Censer 46
Chain 47
Chalk 48
Chest 49
Child 50
Chisel 51
City 52
Climbing gear 53
Cloak 54
Clock 55
Cloth 56
Clothing 57
Club 58
Coal 59
Coif 60
Coin 61
Collar 62
Comb 63
Cork 64
Cowbell 65
Crate 66
Crevasse 67
Crib 68
Crown 69
Crutches 70
Cube 71
Cuirass 72
Cup 73
Curtain 74
Cushion 75
Dagger 76
Deck of Cards 77
Desk 78
Die 79
Dirk 80
Doll 81
Door 82
Doorway 83
Drawing 84
Dress 85
Drink 86
Drinking Glass 87
Drum 88
Dungeon 89
Earring 90
Egg 91
Fan 92
Farm 93
Feather 94
Fife 95
Flag 96
Flint and iron 97
Flower 98
Flute 99
Forest 100
Fork 101
Garrote 102
Gem 103
Girdle 104
Gloves 105
Goblet 106
Grappling hook 107
Greaves 108
Hammer 109
Handsaw 110
Harp 111
Harpoon 112
Hat 113
Hatchet 114
Healer’s Kit 115
Helmet 116
Hoe 117
Hood 118
Hook 119
Horn 120
Hourglass 121
Human Head 122
Humanoid Creature 123
Incense 124
Ingot 125
Ink 126
Jar 127
Javelin 128
Jelly 129
Jewel 130
Juice 131
Kettle 132
Kettledrum 133
Key 134
Kite 135
Knife 136
Kopis 137
Ladder 138
Ladle 139
Lake 140
Lamp 141
Lantern 142
Leather Armor 143
Liquid 144
Lock 145
Lockpicks 146
Loom 147
Lute 148
Mace 149
Man 150
Manacles 151
Mask 152
Matchbox 153
Medicine 154
Mine 155
Mirror 156
Mitten 157
Mold 158
Mortar & Pestle 159
Mountain 160
Mug 161
Musical Instrument 162
Nail 163
Napkin 164
Necklace 165
Needle 166
Net 167
Note 168
Novel 169
Oil 170
Orchard 171
Outpost 172
Package 173
Painting 174
Pan 175
Pants 176
Paper 177
Park 178
Pick 179
Piece of Cake 180
Pillow 181
Pin 182
Pipes 183
Pitchfork 184
Pocket Knife 185
Poem 186
Poison 187
Pond 188
Pot 189
Potion 190
Pouch 191
Preserved Organ 192
Prison Cell 193
Prybar 194
Pyramid 195
Quarterstaff 196
Quartz 197
Quilt 198
Quiver 199
Rake 200
Rations 201
Rattle 202
Recipe 203
Region 204
Ribbon 205
Ring 206
River 207
Robe 208
Rock 209
Rod 210
Rolling Pin 211
Room 212
Rope 213
Ruin 214
Sabre 215
Sack 216
Sandals 217
Sarcophagus 218
Sash 219
Satchel 220
Saw 221
Scabbard 222
Scale 223
Scarf 224
Scimitar 225
Scroll 226
Scroll case 227
Scythe 228
Seal 229
Sentence 230
Series of Numbers 231
Shawl 232
Shears 233
Sheath 234
Sheet Music 235
Shell 236
Shield 237
Ship 238
Shoes 239
Shortsword 240
Shovel 241
Skirt 242
Sling 243
Smell 244
Soap 245
Sound 246
Soup 247
Spade 248
Spear 249
Sphere 250
Spike 251
Spoon 252
Spring 253
Spring of Water 254
Staff 255
Statue 256
Statuette 257
Stick 258
Stone 259
Stool 260
Sundial 261
Sword 262
Symbol 263
Tabard 264
Tent 265
Thimble 266
Tobacco Pipe 267
Tongs 268
Torch 269
Totem 270
Towel 271
Town 272
Tray 273
Tree 274
Trident 275
Tunic 276
Unknown Machinery 277
Vase 278
Vault 279
Vest 280
Vial 281
Vice 282
Village 283
Virus 284
Volcano 285
Wagon 286
Wand 287
War Hammer 288
Warship 289
Waterskin 290
Well 291
Whetstone 292
Whip 293
Whistle 294
Windchime 295
Window 296
Wine 297
Woman 298
Wrench 299
Writing equipment 300

Origin

Origin d100
A Bag Of Holding 1-2
A Battlefield 3-4
A Cave Filled With Wonders 5-6
A Clear Pool Of Water 7-8
A Closet 9-10
A Cult’s Commune 11-12
A Dream 13-14
A Factory 15-16
A Gutter In An Alley 17-18
A Haunted House 19-20
A Hoarder’s Closet 21-22
A Lone Inventor 23-24
A Madman’s Disheveled Home 25-26
A Meteor 27-28
A Mine Shaft 29-30
A Missing House 31-32
A Mundane Object Which Gained Special Properties 33-34
A Novel 35-36
A Pile Of Garbage 37-38
A Prison 39-40
A Ship 41-42
A Small Town 43-44
A Summoning Circle 45-46
A Tomb 47-48
A Tree 49-50
A Unique Plant That Only Grows In One Place 51-52
A Warehouse 53-54
An Abandoned Journal 55-56
An Abandoned Shrine 57-58
An Abandoned Warehouse 59-60
An Asylum 61-62
Another Dimension 63-64
Another Planet 65-66
Inside Of A Dragon 67-68
Inside Of A Human 69-70
Outer Space 71-72
The Bottom Of A Barrel 73-74
The Bottom Of A Pit Trap 75-76
The Brain Of A Genius 77-78
The Center Of A Labyrinth 79-80
The Clutches Of A Zombie 81-82
The End Of A Rainbow 83-84
The Frozen North 85-86
The Grave Of A Famous Person 87-88
The Moon 89-90
The Mysterious East 91-92
The Savages To The South 93-94
The Swamp 95-96
Under The Floorboards 97-98
Underground 99-100

Composition

Composition d100
Animal Body Parts 1-2
Animal Horn 3-4
Blood 5-6
Bone 7-8
Bread 9-10
Brick 11-12
Ceramic 13-14
Coal 15-16
Coins 17-18
Coral 19-20
Cork 21-22
Earth 23-24
Fabric 25-26
Feathers 27-28
Feces 29-30
Fire 31-32
Flesh 33-34
Food 35-36
Gears 37-38
Glass 39-40
Gold 41-42
Hair 43-44
Human Body Parts 45-46
Ice 47-48
Lead 49-50
Leather 51-52
Light 53-54
Living People 55-56
Memories 57-58
Metal 59-60
Mold 61-62
Music 63-64
Organs 65-66
Paper 67-68
Plant Fibers 69-70
Plant-life 71-72
Quartz 73-74
Salt 75-76
Sand 77-78
Shadow 79-80
Smoke 81-82
Soap 83-84
Stone 85-86
Tumors 87-88
Twine 89-90
Water 91-92
Wax 93-94
Wind 95-96
Wood 97-98
Yarn 99-100

Reproduction / Growth

Reproduction / Growth d20
Being Struck By Lightning 1
Cellular Division 2
Choosing A Successor 3
Commandeering The Production Of Something Else 4
Impregnating Humans 5
Infecting The Living 6
Interdimensional Translocation 7
Laying Eggs 8
Possessing The Living 9
Religious Worship 10
The Assistance Of Affected Living Beings 11
The Consumption Of The Living 12
The Conversion Of Water 13
The Creation Of Seeds 14
The Disassembly Of Its Environment 15
The Syphoning Of Heat Energy 16
The Voluntary Sacrifice Of Living Beings 17
Time Travel 18
Unobserved Methods 19
Violently Exploding 20

Special Property

Special Property d100
Acts As A Beacon 1
Ages Living Beings 2
Alters A Living Being’s Personality 3
Appears Wherever The PCs Are 4
Attracts A Powerful Creature 5
Attracts All Liquid Blood 6
Attracts Swarms Of Rats 7
Becomes The Subject Of Everyone’s Dreams 8
Becomes Transparent In Sunlight 9
Bolsters Defenses 10
Brings Memories To Life 11
Causes Weight Loss 12
Causes Comas 13
Causes Critical Failures 14
Causes Critical Successes 15
Causes Earthquakes 16
Causes Explosions 17
Causes Fear 18
Causes Humans To Switch Minds 19
Causes Insanity 20
Causes Intoxication 21
Causes Levitation 22
Causes Limb Regrowth 23
Causes Living Beings To Be Submissive 24
Causes Living Beings To Bleed From Every Orifice 25
Causes Permanent Phobias 26
Causes Projectile Vomiting 27
Causes Rapid Hair Growth 28
Causes Rapid Injury Healing 29
Causes Rapid Skin Flaking 30
Causes Severe Fatigue 31
Causes Snow To Fall, Even Indoors 32
Causes Suffocation 33
Causes Total Blindness 34
Causes Tumors To Rapidly Form 35
Causes Unconsciousness 36
Causes Vivid Hallucinations 37
Causes Weight Gain 38
Changes The Perception Of Self 39
Contains/Causes A Portal To Another Place 40
Controls Animals 41
Controls Living Beings 42
Creates Darkness 43
Creates Deserts 44
Creates Insects 45
Cures Insanity 46
Drains Life From Magic Users 47
Emanates Banging And Screaming Sounds From Within 48
Emits Thick Smoke 49
Empowers Animals 50
Erases Memories 51
Evokes Extreme Violence In Living Beings 52
Exists Inside Of A Living Being 53
Fills With Mindless Euphoria 54
Freezes When Hot And Thaws When Cold 55
Gives Animals The Power Of Speech 56
Heals Humans 57
Imbues Living Beings With Strength 58
Imprisons Living Beings 59
Increases Probability Of Lucid Dreaming 60
Increases The Growth Rate Of Nearby Plant Life 61
Inspires Bloodlust In Humans 62
Is Immortal 63
Is Inhabited By Sentient Beings 64
Is Sentient 65
Is Unbreakable 66
Is Very Alluring 67
Kills With A Touch 68
Makes Living Beings Visible Through Solid Materials 69
Makes Weather Patterns Change In Extremes 70
Maximizes Magical Effects 71
Melds Into Living Beings 72
Minimizes Magical Effects 73
Mutates Living Beings 74
Opens Dimensional Gateways 75
Permanently Marks Living Beings 76
Prevents Dehydration 77
Protects Living Beings From Harm 78
Provides Nourishment If Eaten 79
Reacts When Touched By Living Being 80
Repels Entities / Enemies 81
Resurrects The Dead 82
Reverses Magic Targeting 83
Saps Strength From Living Beings 84
Shears Away Limbs 85
Shrinks Living Beings 86
Spawns Creatures 87
Spawns Doppelgangers 88
Spreads Disease 89
Stains Anything It Touches 90
Starts Fires 91
Stops Time 92
Suffocates Living Beings 93
Summons Creatures 94
Teleports Nearby Objects 95
Trees Grow Near It 96
Turns Eyes Entirely Black 97
Turns Flesh To Wood 98
Turns Water Into Acid 99
Twists And Then Grants Wishes 100

Verb

Verb d100
Abuses 1
Activates 2
Ages 3
Alerts 4
Analyzes 5
Arouses 6
Ascends 7
Asks 8
Aspires 9
Attaches 10
Attacks 11
Awakens 12
Baits 13
Barks 14
Basks 15
Bathes 16
Bellows 17
Betrays 18
Bickers 19
Bites 20
Blames 21
Blinds 22
Blinks 23
Blooms 24
Breaks 25
Burns 26
Charms 27
Climbs 28
Complicates 29
Confides 30
Constructs 31
Crawls 32
Cries 33
Dangles 34
Darts 35
Defeats 36
Detects 37
Devours 38
Disrupts 39
Drifts 40
Drips 41
Eats 42
Echoes 43
Enjoys 44
Enllarges 45
Evaluates 46
Excites 47
Explodes 48
Exposes 49
Flashes 50
Flies 51
Follows 52
Forgives 53
Freezes 54
Gathers 55
Gnaws 56
Gurgles 57
Hastens 58
Hates 59
Illuminates 60
Implodes 61
Imprisons 62
Incubates 63
Leaps 64
Lies 65
Limits 66
Listens 67
Loves 68
Mimics 69
Moans 70
Mutilates 71
Mutters 72
Perceives 73
Pleases 74
Plots 75
Prohibits 76
Pulses 77
Purrs 78
Recites 79
Refreshes 80
Refuels 81
Restrains 82
Rolls 83
Rumbles 84
Scolds 85
Scours 86
Screams 87
Screeches 88
Serves 89
Smells 90
Speaks 91
Stores 92
Sucks 93
Thrives 94
Transcends 95
Transforms 96
Unravels 97
Vomits 98
Walks 99
Writes 100

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